The Office, aseara: Phyllis vine la lucru suparata. Un pervers i-a taiat calea in parcare si i-a aratat pula. Dwight Shrute raspunde prompt cu masuri drastice. Printre altele, inspecteaza frigiderul unde angajatii isi tin pachetele cu prinzul si arunca la gunoi toate bananele.
The Times, azi dimineata, despre califat (astea-s catunele din Irak unde insurgentii fac legea pina cind apar si dupa ce pleaca puscasii marini):
The rules have often been taken to absurd extremes. Greengrocers in the „caliphate” told The Times that they had been ordered not to sell bananas in public because they were deemed obscene, while cucumbers could not be sold next to tomatoes, which are deemed to represent femininity. At the most extreme, shepherds have been ordered to cover the nether regions of their goats to avoid offending strict Salafist sensibilities.